Post by Jeff Payne on Jun 1, 2008 23:00:41 GMT -5
The scene opens up in Jeff Payne’s locker room. He is sitting in a reclining chair, leaning back. He is smiling as a mysterious woman rubs his shoulders. Jeff is in his blue and white camouflage pants and a plain white t-shirt. The woman is wearing the same, except her T-shirt is a tank top. Jeff looks forward at the camera and smirks.
{Jeff Payne}
And all this time I thought last week was going to be tough. But this Vinnie Gaso guy is full of...well gas. Or as you people might call it, hot air. Vinnie was a joke in the ring. Sure he made me break a sweat, but he never once had me beat. I toyed with him. I threw him some line to let him think he had the advantage. And if he ever gets brave enough to step into the ring against me again, the results will be the same. I will beat him within an inch of his life. He only walked out of Retribution because I allowed it. And he would be smart to remember that.
Jeff motions for the girl to rub down some. She moves her hands closer to his neck. Jeff nods and looks forward.
{Jeff Payne}
Let me make something clear to you WAA superstars because it seems so far your just not getting it. I am the greatest superstar to ever grace a wrestling ring. I am a mat technician. I am also hardcore. So there really isn’t any way to beat me. You want to drop to the mat and wrestle, I’ll tie you in knots. You want to stand toe to toe and hit each other with stuff, I’m game. I’ll take anything you give me and come back for more. This company will be built around me. And when I become the World champion, I’ll be crowned king of the WAA. And everyone will bow to my feet, just where they belong.
Jeff smiles at the girl behind him. He motions that he is drinking and she nods. She walks off screen.
{Jeff Payne}
But this week is going to be the biggest road bump. This is the match I could very well lose if I’m not careful. Because I get to fight the boss. And that raises some interesting problems. Can I beat the boss. Can the boss be beat when he has the entire federation behind him. All I can say is....
Jeff smirks.
{Jeff Payne}
Been there, done that. I have defeated bosses before. I have defeated general managers. I have beaten CEOs. You see Great One, there isn;t anything I won’t do. And if you think I’ll hold back for even a second, you are wrong. I don’t care if you sign my paychecks. I don’t care if you send the limos and book the flights. You will not get past me. And undefeated streak you have will end. Any legendary accomplishments you hope to achieve will come to a halt. But don’t think about that Great One. Because there is something a lot more important on the line. Your very well being.
The girl returns with a Diet Dr. Pepper. Jeff thanks her and takes a long drink off of it. He sets it down on the floor next to him as the girl returns to rubbing his shoulders.
{Jeff Payne}
See your survival should be what is on your mind. Because I have no low. If I have to break a bone to beat you, I’ll break your bones. If I have to kill you, then you will die. I’m not going to lose. I don’t care if the entire Underground Mafia get involved. Even if your lovely wife tries to help you, it will all be in vain. Because I’m going to be the first WAA champion. It’s just as simple as that. So take pictures of the championship that you made. Because after I win it, you won’t see it again. Not unless you are on your knees, bowing to my feet. Which is where you belong.
Jeff stands up. The woman behind him backs against the wall and leans back into it. Jeff points at the camera.
{Jeff Payne}
So get ready for Jeff Payne to once again Main Event. Look for Jeff Payne to once again give these fans something to cheer about. And look once again for Jeff Payne to be standing victorious when the final bell rings. As for Alexis or Xtreme Steve, I don’t really care which of you meet me in the finals. You will suffer the same fate as Gaso and Ray Fast. You will be beat. By your NEW WAA Champion Jeff Payne. If you don’t like it, learn to deal with it. And get ready to Feel My Payne.
Jeff lays back in the chair. He waves the girl forward. The door opens and Christy walks in. She is looking down at the plane tickets in her hand.
{Christy Brown}
Well it seems everything is set up for my flight home. Sorry it is such short notice, but..
She looks up to see the woman behind Jeff. Her eyes narrow.
{Christy Brown}
What the hell is she doing here?
{Jeff Payne}
She is my new manager Christy. With you leaving, I need someone in my corner. She hasn’t got her manager’s license yet, so she will just have to sit backstage for now. That’s alright though, she can rest her hands for my victory massage.
Jeff gives the woman a smile. Christy shakes her head.
{Christy Brown}
But why her. You know how much I hate Brooke. She is such a snobby bitch. She is the one who made you the way you are. If not for her, you might be clarified as sane.
{Jeff Payne}
Then I must thank her. My younger self was weak. Now I am strong. And my strength will win me the WAA Championship.
Christy looks like she wants to add more but Brooke steps in her way. She gives a smug smile that seems to piss Christy off.
{Brooke McGuire}
Run along little girl. You have a flight to catch.
Christy swings at Brooke, but just a second too late. Brooke nails Christy right in the side of her head with a spinning heel kick. Christy hits the ground. Jeff and Brooke laugh. Jeff stands and they walk out of the locker room. Christy climbs back to her feet and shakes her head. She glares after them.
{Christy Brown}
Laugh now bitch, but I will be back one day.
Christy picks up her bag and the plane ticket that fell out of her hands when she was hit. She turns out the light and slams the door, bathing the scene in darkness.
{Jeff Payne}
And all this time I thought last week was going to be tough. But this Vinnie Gaso guy is full of...well gas. Or as you people might call it, hot air. Vinnie was a joke in the ring. Sure he made me break a sweat, but he never once had me beat. I toyed with him. I threw him some line to let him think he had the advantage. And if he ever gets brave enough to step into the ring against me again, the results will be the same. I will beat him within an inch of his life. He only walked out of Retribution because I allowed it. And he would be smart to remember that.
Jeff motions for the girl to rub down some. She moves her hands closer to his neck. Jeff nods and looks forward.
{Jeff Payne}
Let me make something clear to you WAA superstars because it seems so far your just not getting it. I am the greatest superstar to ever grace a wrestling ring. I am a mat technician. I am also hardcore. So there really isn’t any way to beat me. You want to drop to the mat and wrestle, I’ll tie you in knots. You want to stand toe to toe and hit each other with stuff, I’m game. I’ll take anything you give me and come back for more. This company will be built around me. And when I become the World champion, I’ll be crowned king of the WAA. And everyone will bow to my feet, just where they belong.
Jeff smiles at the girl behind him. He motions that he is drinking and she nods. She walks off screen.
{Jeff Payne}
But this week is going to be the biggest road bump. This is the match I could very well lose if I’m not careful. Because I get to fight the boss. And that raises some interesting problems. Can I beat the boss. Can the boss be beat when he has the entire federation behind him. All I can say is....
Jeff smirks.
{Jeff Payne}
Been there, done that. I have defeated bosses before. I have defeated general managers. I have beaten CEOs. You see Great One, there isn;t anything I won’t do. And if you think I’ll hold back for even a second, you are wrong. I don’t care if you sign my paychecks. I don’t care if you send the limos and book the flights. You will not get past me. And undefeated streak you have will end. Any legendary accomplishments you hope to achieve will come to a halt. But don’t think about that Great One. Because there is something a lot more important on the line. Your very well being.
The girl returns with a Diet Dr. Pepper. Jeff thanks her and takes a long drink off of it. He sets it down on the floor next to him as the girl returns to rubbing his shoulders.
{Jeff Payne}
See your survival should be what is on your mind. Because I have no low. If I have to break a bone to beat you, I’ll break your bones. If I have to kill you, then you will die. I’m not going to lose. I don’t care if the entire Underground Mafia get involved. Even if your lovely wife tries to help you, it will all be in vain. Because I’m going to be the first WAA champion. It’s just as simple as that. So take pictures of the championship that you made. Because after I win it, you won’t see it again. Not unless you are on your knees, bowing to my feet. Which is where you belong.
Jeff stands up. The woman behind him backs against the wall and leans back into it. Jeff points at the camera.
{Jeff Payne}
So get ready for Jeff Payne to once again Main Event. Look for Jeff Payne to once again give these fans something to cheer about. And look once again for Jeff Payne to be standing victorious when the final bell rings. As for Alexis or Xtreme Steve, I don’t really care which of you meet me in the finals. You will suffer the same fate as Gaso and Ray Fast. You will be beat. By your NEW WAA Champion Jeff Payne. If you don’t like it, learn to deal with it. And get ready to Feel My Payne.
Jeff lays back in the chair. He waves the girl forward. The door opens and Christy walks in. She is looking down at the plane tickets in her hand.
{Christy Brown}
Well it seems everything is set up for my flight home. Sorry it is such short notice, but..
She looks up to see the woman behind Jeff. Her eyes narrow.
{Christy Brown}
What the hell is she doing here?
{Jeff Payne}
She is my new manager Christy. With you leaving, I need someone in my corner. She hasn’t got her manager’s license yet, so she will just have to sit backstage for now. That’s alright though, she can rest her hands for my victory massage.
Jeff gives the woman a smile. Christy shakes her head.
{Christy Brown}
But why her. You know how much I hate Brooke. She is such a snobby bitch. She is the one who made you the way you are. If not for her, you might be clarified as sane.
{Jeff Payne}
Then I must thank her. My younger self was weak. Now I am strong. And my strength will win me the WAA Championship.
Christy looks like she wants to add more but Brooke steps in her way. She gives a smug smile that seems to piss Christy off.
{Brooke McGuire}
Run along little girl. You have a flight to catch.
Christy swings at Brooke, but just a second too late. Brooke nails Christy right in the side of her head with a spinning heel kick. Christy hits the ground. Jeff and Brooke laugh. Jeff stands and they walk out of the locker room. Christy climbs back to her feet and shakes her head. She glares after them.
{Christy Brown}
Laugh now bitch, but I will be back one day.
Christy picks up her bag and the plane ticket that fell out of her hands when she was hit. She turns out the light and slams the door, bathing the scene in darkness.