Post by Jeff Payne on Jun 7, 2008 22:41:28 GMT -5
The scene opens up in the ring. The arena is empty, the show still a day away. Only one man is in the building, and that is Jeff Payne. He is in his white and blue camouflage pants and the white shirt. He runs the ropes. After a while he stops. He looks in the general direction of the camera.
{Jeff Payne}
Some people refer to them as butterflies. The feeling in your stomach right before a big match. I bet you are feeling them, aren't you Alexis? See I'm not real sure if you have ever been in any big match situations like this. But I have. I'm not sweating it at all. I only have two goals I have to accomplish to make sure I walks out as champion.
Jeff again runs the ropes for a few laps. He stops and leans on the top rope.
[/i]{Jeff Payne}
Some people refer to them as butterflies. The feeling in your stomach right before a big match. I bet you are feeling them, aren't you Alexis? See I'm not real sure if you have ever been in any big match situations like this. But I have. I'm not sweating it at all. I only have two goals I have to accomplish to make sure I walks out as champion.
Jeff again runs the ropes for a few laps. He stops and leans on the top rope.
{Jeff Payne}
My first goal is to make sure none of your little sidekicks get involved. See, I know the entire Underground Mafia will be around. And I know they will be around to try and protect you. But the only way they could protect you was to keep you away from the ring. Just hand over the championship. It wouldn't be that hard to do. And it would save you a lot of pain and anguish. Because I will not go easy on you. I will treat you just like you were a man. I hope The Great One realizes that. I hope he realizes that his woman is in grave danger.
Jeff again runs the ropes for a few laps. He stops and leans on the top rope.[/I]
{Jeff Payne}
The second thing I have to do is be on top of my game. See Alexis, I’m not taking you lightly. I’m well aware that you got as far as you did on your skills. And if I under estimate you, I’ll find the same fate. But you better grant me the same thing. Because I am a very dangerous man. And I will be finishing you off with a simple Payne Killer. And if that isn’t enough, then I’ll use an In-Payne Asylum. That is a very dangerous hold Alexis. It could break your back. It could turn you into a vegetable. So just stay down after the Payne Killer. It will be for your own good.
Jeff notices that they are setting up for a photo shoot or something. He knows his ring time is up.[/I]
{Jeff Payne}
So just bow down to your new World champion. And there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it Alexis. Get ready to Feel My Payne.
Jeff rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp as the scene fades out.
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We move ahead a few hours to a small jail house. Payne’s custom truck pulls into the parking lot. It is white and has black tiger stripes painted down the sides. A big Jeff Payne head has been painted on the hood. Jeff jumps out of the cab. He has a file on hand. He walks into the building. Only two guards are on duty. They sit behind a desk and laugh at something on the TV. Jeff walks past the holding cells. Some of them are full of people, passed out on the floor. He walks up to the desk and waits. The two glance at him and then go back to the TV. Jeff clears his throat to no avail. Finally he reaches in and turns the TV off. The two guys look up at him. [/I]
{Jeff Payne}
Now that I got your attention, I need to see Steve Payne. I got some paperwork for him to sign.
{Guard}
Are you his lawyer? I haven’t seen you before and I have seen all the court appointed attorneys. And isn't it getting a bit late for a social call. It will be dark soon.
{Jeff Payne}
No I am his son, Jeff Payne. You might know me better as WAA superstar and wrestling legend Jeff Payne.
{Guard}
Who?
Both guys look at each other and shrug as Jeff sighs. The guards look back at him.
{Guard}
Visitation was over almost four hours ago. You will have to come back on Monday. Are you on his visitors list?
{Jeff Payne}
I seriously doubt it. Look guys I don’t really have time for this, I have a flight to catch. So take this too him and get him to sign it for me. It's pretty important.
They have turned the TV back on and returned to laughing. Jeff curses and goes back outside. He sees a prison guard pull up in a green Ford Escort. The man jumps out and looks inside a folder. Jeff runs up to him. The guard reaches for his night stick but stops when he sees Jeff. Jeff smiles at him.
{Jeff Payne}
Hi there, my name is Jeff Payne.
{Prison Guard}
My name is Michael May. I’m a prison guard.
{Jeff Payne}
Your name sucks. Anyways, I see we are roughly the same size. I was wondering if you’d let me wear your suit and go into the prison. I got to get this paper work signed by Steve Payne.
{Prison Guard}
Steve Payne? That’s who I need to get these forms signed. He is due to be transferred out soon. But I’m not sure I can do that. I could get into some serious trouble.
{Jeff Payne}
I’ll pay you five grand.
{Prison Guard}
Where can I change?
Jeff smirks and pats Mike on the back. The scene switches to the inside of the jail. Thje two guards are still laughing at the TV. Jeff walks in, now wearing the prison guard attire. It’s a bit tight, him being more muscular then Mike. He has the hat low on his head so the guards might not notice him. He walks to the door and slides the card key through. The light turns green and the door opens. Jeff walks inside and looks around. He notices a job list on the wall. He goes over to see if he can find his fathers name. It’s not up there. Jeff scoffs.
{Jeff Payne}
Didn’t figure he’d be a trustee. Too damn lazy to work for once.
Jeff walks down the hall and into the GP cell block. He walks up to the booth where a guard is reading a book. Jeff taps on the door and the man opens it.
{Jeff Payne}
Yes I am looking for Steve Payne. I got some paperwork for him to fill out.
The guard is looking at him suspiciously.
{Jail Guard}
Has anyone ever told you that you look like that guy Jeff Payne in the WAA?
{Jeff Payne}
No but I have been told I look like Brian Pillman from the WWE, God rest his soul.
{Jail Guard}
Anyways he should be outside in the courts. Him and two other guys. Down that hall and to your right.
{Jeff Payne}
Thanks.
Jeff goes down the hall, glancing in the cells to see prisoners watching TV. He goes through the door to see his father Steve and two other inmates playing wall ball. Jeff walks to the little table and sets the paperwork down.
{Jeff Payne}
Payne! Come here.
The man gives the two guys a shrug and walks over to the table. He sits down as Jeff puts Mike’s folder down. He lays a pin and Steve goes to signing the papers. He gets to the last one and stops. He reads it over and looks up at Jeff.
{Steve Payne}
The deed to my old house. Why would I be signing this?
He suddenly smiles. He sets the pin down and stands up.
{Steve Payne}
Well aren’t you clever, Jeff? I never thought you’d go to this just to get my signature. Or shall I say, get my autograph.
He makes a motion with his hand. The two other inmates walk to the door. Jeff watches them and looks back at his father.
{Jeff Payne}
Just sign it Steve. I got a match tomorrow and don’t have time to play with you.
To his surprise, Steve actually signs it. He closes the folder and sets the pin down on the folder. Jeff gets suspicious of this. Way too easy.
{Jeff Payne}
Well that was fun, now I’m going to go. Since you were a good little dog, maybe I’ll put a couple of bucks on your books. After all, you did give me ten dollars for my birthday one year.
Jeff notices that one of the inmates moved. The third is looking in the door. Suddenly Jeff is caught in a full nelson by the second inmate. His father laughs and walks up to Jeff.
{Steve Payne}
You’ve been a bad boy Jeff. Time for you to be punished.
His father punches him. Jeff looks back and spits some blood on Steve. Steve wipes it away and sneers.
{Steve Payne}
You’re going to regret that.
{Jeff Payne}
I believe the word you are looking for is enjoy, I’m going to enjoy this.
Jeff kicks backwards, low blowing the inmate. He turns and clotheslines the man off his feet. He turns in time to dodge Steve’s wild punch. He dodges the next one and catches his arm the third time. He picks him up on his shoulders and hits a Payne Killer. Jeff smiles as he walks over and picks up the folder. The third inmate tries to run and ends up smacking his head on a pole. Jeff steps over him and goes back to the main hall. He passes the jailer in the booth who looks worried.
{Jail Guard}
Are you okay? You’re bleeding.
{Jeff Payne}
I’m fine. Hit myself with the door. I granted the guys out there an extra hour of rec. So you don’t have to worry about them.
The guy gives him a thumbs up. Jeff leaves the jail and switches clothes with Mike. He gives Mike the folder and both climb into their respective vehicles, driving off into the darkness. [/center]