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Post by The Great One on Jul 22, 2008 17:09:05 GMT -5
Match 1 – Singles Match Carnage "The Rated R Solder" Vs Blaze
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Post by blaze on Jul 27, 2008 0:52:01 GMT -5
*Blaze is walking his way to the ring when he passes by a security lady*
Blaze: Hey que pasa whats up you the security lady? Todays your Birthday isn't it?
Security Lady: Why yes it is
Blaze:Great so whats your name
Security Lady: Luis
Blaze: Ok well Happy Birthday Luis do me a favor when you see Carnage will you give him a little message for me?
Security Lady: I'll certainly try
Blaze:Ok well here's a bottle of KY-Jelly cause I know his sorry ass is getting sore getting banged by Vinny Gaso week in and week out so you tell him to take that bottle, shine it up, sand it down, give it a lil reach around, you tell him to find an arcade, maybe nickel-rama somewhere around here, find pacman, tell pacman "heyyo pacman would you p-ah-lease wonka wonka this STRAIGHT UP MY PUERTO RICAN PELICAN LOOKIN ASS!" You got that honey?
Security Lady: Yes sir stick it straight up his Puerto Rican Pelican lookin ass, got it
Blaze:Great let me ask you something, you like pancakes?
Security Lady: Oh yes with the little blue berries in the center and...
Blaze:Woah woah woah it was just a simple question, let me ask you another one, do you got that warm fuzzy feeling inside in your stomach right in your lower abdomen?
Security Lady: Oh yeah right in my stomach
Blaze:Right in here? Well its probably just gas but gas Luis because a woman your age gets that way every once in awhile but Blaze says this theres something you can do you, go right down to the drug store, you buy the biggest bottle of Malox, you turn it shine it up, after that you sand it down, then you...nevermind Luis go on and take the Malox and call Blaze in the morning Happy Birthday Luis I gotta go hit up the ring for a bit.
*Blaze's music hits - Rebirthing by Skillet*
Blaze: Let Blaze start off by saying IT IS GREAT TO BE HERE IN THE DUBYA-AY-AAAAA!
I understand that RWC and WAA are merging into one, now what does Blaze think of that? Well let me tell you what I think of that, I think it just adds more competiton for me to work my way to the top of this business, I don't really give a blue hell if its WAA, RWC, RC Cola, Aunt Jemima's house of Pancakes and Bodyslams, Wacko Jackos Neverland Adventure....ok maybe that last one went to far but listen the fact of the matter is, I work my ass off to get to the top no matter what the situation and tonight is no different
Tonight against Carnage I will be victorious and you know why? Because I got more heart than anyone I'm facing and whether you believe me or you wanna try to prove me wrong, you bring your monkey ass down to the ring and I'll show you just why I call myself the best.
Carnage I'd like to say we got history, Blaze's first match was against you and I gotta hand it to you, you did beat me for the 1-2-3 but you see, this isn't like last time, I'm more experienced here now, and its a singles match.
So whats do the fans here think?
***Fans all around the building cheer***
Blaze: Well I think it, all the fans think it, Carnage, you are Grade A 100% Rated R Moose Piss. hell even Lyza Cayden thinks it ain't that right mama.
***Blaze puts his hand in a gesture of making a phone up to his ear telling Lyza to call him***
Blaze: Motel 6 baby they leave the light on for ya, but back to the match, Carnage tonights Round 2, your up 1-0 but there is no way you'll go up 2-0, like I said last time, I come out to show I'm the best, but also to eliminate competition, taking them out of action, putting them on the shelf, so believe me if I see my opportunity to take you out, if I see at a point in the match that I can attack your leg to put you on the shelf I'm gonna do it, like I said I love competition, but if there's one thing I like more than competition its championship gold and the less competition the better my odds at getting some gold around my waist.
So Tonight Carnage, grow some balls and meet me in the ring for what could just be your final match, so with what little time you have left why don't you go polish up some of your "wrestling skills" so we can put on a good match for the fans.
*Blaze music hits as he leaves to head toward the back*
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