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Post by The Great One on Jul 29, 2008 22:29:34 GMT -5
Match 3 – First Round of Xtreme Championship Tournament The Secret Enforcer (From RWC) Vs Mel Vs Elijah Pryor Vs Johnny Raven Vs Grant Discharge
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Post by weaponx on Aug 2, 2008 21:59:16 GMT -5
OOC: I don't want to make a new account for one match so I hope Great 1 doesn't mind that I use this account to post for Secret Enforcer.
* As we come into view you see a run down warehouse that is the sight of tonights appearance. As we come in we see the place looks completely run down with busted windows, holes in the ceiling & over all trash on the outside of it but if you look at all of the doors as well as the barbed wire fence around it whomever is here wants to ensure to keep people out. Or maybe keep people in as we go to the inside as you see over twenty different almost naked women, as in RWC we're on HBO so your allowed to show naked women but since WAA's promo channel is on Spike things had to be altered to not get in trouble, doing various things like cleaning or cooking as well as talking on the telephone. As we make it to the master bed room you hear a sound of a female screaming as after that the sound of the man the RWC knows as The Secret Enforcer.
The Secret Enforcer: B*tch where's my money?
* As we actually see the monster of a man he's over 7 feet as well as around 300lbs with long hair as if you can picture Kevin Nash you get who this man looks like. The woman is a skinny African American woman who is bleeding from the mouth after what appears to be a hard shot to the ribs which has caused internal bleeding as she's coughing & not able to speak. He grab's her by the hair & picks her up so she's looking face to face with him.
The Secret Enforcer: I will ask you again, as this is the last time I'll do so nicely, where is my mother f*cking money?
* Enforcer throws her into the wall as she crashes down onto the floor as she fails to answer him as she actually ends up passing out from the abuse as another woman comes in holding a big wad of money.
Woman: I got her money master. She must of dropped it trying to make it home on time.
* The Enforcer knows the woman is lieing just to save him from killing the other who failed to make her mandatory amount of money for the night, but it amuses him to see her come to the others aid so he lets it pass.
The Secret Enforcer: Well then Amy if she would of said that she'd still be concious right now. Go grab Nikki & get her into the tub to wash her off before she comes too.
Amy Orton-LeBlanc: Yes master.
* Amy, who is in the services of The Secret Enforcer due to her husband & NSWA Hall of Famer Dustin "Maverick" LeBlanc losing a bet to him, has been one who has endured beatings from Enforcer in the past so she knows what this newcomer feels like so in her heart she hopes to save her. She runs off to get Nikki as Enforcer looks at the camera.
The Secret Enforcer: Sorry you had to see that but sometimes this p*ssy has no god d*mn sense so they try to push me & they don't like it when I push back. For those that don't know me I was undefeated in my short run in the NSWA & then I followed Marcos Wilson to the RWC where I made him my b*tch for three months. I was the October, 2007 Newcomer of the month & I have went on to destroy the careers of 11 superstars in 6 months. How does that make all of you feel in this tournament to maybe be added to that list?
* Enforcer has a list of all of the names that are set to be in this one night tournament. He starts to count them as his smile gets bigger & bigger.
The Secret Enforcer: 15 people are in this tournament minus me as all of these people want to be able to go into the RWC, not RWA you stupid c*nt Jessica Wakefield, as the first ever WAA Xtreme Champion. Except for Mely Poo & Elijah Pryor who can't come back due to being fired their for the 3 strike rule as I guess you two are out of a job EVEN IF you somehow ended up winning this championship.
* Enforcer starts to laugh at the fact that these two may put it all on the line in this match to know there is no way in hell they will step foot inside the RWC until their 6 month suspensions are over with as Elijah has around 1 month left which isn't that bad but Mely still has about 3 months left on her sentance.
The Secret Enforcer: So what do I remember about the two former RWC people in my Opening clusterf*ck match of this thing well Mely was RWC World Women's Champion. She actually defeated Viper to retain the title, which is a big thing even though Viper is a cheating whore who talks like a man, but then she did the dirty deed of turning on Patricia after Patricia beat her for the Women's title. Mely & Great 1 beat the f*ck out of Patricia & even though they kept losing to Patricia kept beating the f*ck out of Patricia til Mely Poo put her career on the line to get another shot at the RWC Women's title at RWC Revolution Pay Per View. Well Mely lost, got her 3rd strike & ended up becoming the biggest liar in the world because she's still wrestling HERE when she stated she would retire from PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING if she lost that match. So anything you have done here is null in void as I don't give a flying f*ck what you say you dyke got caught in a lie.
* Enforcer moves to the older of the two Pryor brothers.
Elijah Pryor: Hey it's the guy who raped a chick & then blamed it on "voodoo" or some shit to get away from going to jail. Yes I remember it Elijah as it was almost as bad as the Katie Vick angle except unlike watching Triple H dressed up as Kane f*cking a dead person your sh*t wasn't funny. It was a little boy being lead by women which means you are nothing but a p*ssy wipped b*tch. I see that at the first Pay Per View here you some how made it to the finals for the WAA World Championship as how does Alexis feel to have won the title vs. a guy who wasn't good enough to be HarKore champion in the RWC? How does Alexis feel to know she beat a jobber to "earn" being the first World Champion of this place? I bet her hubbie The Great 1 forgot to fill her in on his past.
* Enforcer moves down the list of names for the rest in this match.
The Secret Enforcer: Johnny Raven & Grant Discharge I have one word for you two. Jack off.
* Enforcer scratches his head for a minute.
The Secret Enforcer: Ok so it was a compound word but same difference Grant you have a funny last name while Johnny is pretending to be something other then a poor attempt at stealing Raven's gimmick. I don't know if this sh*t is elimination or just single fall to the finish but I almost hope this sh*t is elimination so I can go through this entire promotion in a single night.
* Enforcer moves on to the other first round matches of the tournament.
The Secret Enforcer: Nicole Phoenix is 1/2 of the WAA World Heavyweight Tag Team Champions so she's double booked on this show. Sucks to be her. Vinny Gaso got beat by both Phoenix & Tom which means he's a failure in life. Carnage "The Rated Faggot for cheap rip off" won't make it to face me. Blaze must be a druggie while Joey Storm wasn't even cool enough to try to make a cool ring name he used his real name. Pathetic.
* Enforcer moves himself to the other match involving a gagglef*ck of people.
The Secret Enforcer: How many god d*mn Johnny's are in this promotion as now a Westfall too? Creativity people even children are better then you as Cadeance Mann what are you French? French can't fight wars so I guess you'll suck me off so I don't kill you like your people did the Germans back in World War II. Jessica Wakefield I already proved was a stupid c*nt for not knowing the name of the biggest promotion in the world. Trevor Thompson may be a cowboy goodie with Cadeance we can have some brokeback Frenchman in here.
* We move to the final match, which is for the WAA World Women's Heavyweight Championship title.
The Secret Enforcer: Rayanne Taylor is a part of the West Agency & she has a tag team victory over Anthony Phoenix. First time ever Phoenix has had a woman on top of him & he probably puked straight afterwards. Patricia is the b*tch that's the reason why I'm not in the Semi-Main Event of Radicalmania II going after the RWC International Championship & beating the f*ck out of that dirty whore Viper like I should be & your two bit, rip off, owner Great 1. I want it to be you I face in the finals Patricia because while you took my glory away from me it's now time that I redo the favor. While you want two WAA titles while your on the verge of holding two RWC titles you all must be asking why in the f*ck I'm here in the first place. I'm here for two reasons as one to ruin Patricia's homecoming since I didn't get to rape her on Mayhem like I wanted & number 2 to show Christopher Taylor that I can win a Xtreme title while he can't beat a old man in Weapon-X for the RWC HarKore title. Pimp slap time b*tches!!!
* Scene fades out & stuff.
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