Post by Jeff Payne on May 16, 2008 21:53:52 GMT -5
The ring is set up for Saturday Night Revolution. The fans are packed in, interested to see what the first WAA show is going to bring them. The music of Godsmack suddenly hits the air as "Serenity" plays overhead. The crowd isn't sure how to react as Jeff Payne walks out from the back. He is wearing blue and white camouflage pants and a white t-shirt. He looks around the crowd before heading to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope. He walks over to the ring announcer and pulls the microphone away from her.
{Jeff Payne}
Shut up, look, and listen.
The crowd boos, not much liking that. Jeff doesn't seem to care.
{Jeff Payne}
For those of you who don't know who I am, my name is Jeff Payne. I am a multi time World champion and have an accomplishment list longer then most of your little black books. And I am here in the WAA for one reason and one reason only. To add yet another World title to my accomplishments. And by some strange twist, my way to move on comes to me winning a tag match. My partner is a guy named Vinnie Gaso.
The crowd boos. Jeff just shrugs.
{Jeff Payne}
Now I did my homework on this boy and he isn't a bad partner to have. A man named Viper who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty. Which is good because we will be getting our hands very dirty on the bodies of our opponents. And as well as blood washes off, you'd be surprised how many people get squeamish at the sight of blood. So Viper, are you ready to go to hell by my side. Because I am a bit of a loose cannon. And if we get to a point where your not pulling your weight, don't think I won't drop you. Cut out the weak link. And win this match myself. Because I might not be liked, but I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid to fight two on one. Specially against two jokers like Ray Fast and Xtreme Steve.
The crowd cheers a bit for one of them. Jeff laughs.
{Jeff Payne}
Ray Fast. What the hell kind of name is that? Sounds like a Japanese Diet or something. Does this kid really expect to be feared? Does he really expect people to take him seriously. Well there will be one thing fast about him. How fast he taps out when I tie him in knots. How fast the ambulance will carry his remains somewhere so they can try and stitch him back together. And finally how fast he will run the next time he finds out he has to step in the ring with Insane Jeff Payne. That goes for his partner as well.
The crowd gives Xtremist Steve a nice little pop. Jeff sneers.
{Jeff Payne}
I hate band wagon fans. Why do you cheer him. Because he looks like a reject from Japanese Anime? Guess I shouldn't say that though, since two of my tope students do too. Xtremist Steve, you have no idea what Xtreme really is. But I'm more then happy to show you. Your dream of becoming a champion is going down the drain. Because the first WAA world champion is running his mouth right now.
The crowd boos. Jeff stands on the middle ropes in the corner. He looks up and pretends to be grabbing something out of the air.
{Jeff Payne}
I'll be the first WAA champion. I'll be the first to make history. And anyone who dares stand in my way, will Feel My Payne!
Jeff drops the microphone as Serenity plays overhead again. He rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp as the scene fades out.
{Jeff Payne}
Shut up, look, and listen.
The crowd boos, not much liking that. Jeff doesn't seem to care.
{Jeff Payne}
For those of you who don't know who I am, my name is Jeff Payne. I am a multi time World champion and have an accomplishment list longer then most of your little black books. And I am here in the WAA for one reason and one reason only. To add yet another World title to my accomplishments. And by some strange twist, my way to move on comes to me winning a tag match. My partner is a guy named Vinnie Gaso.
The crowd boos. Jeff just shrugs.
{Jeff Payne}
Now I did my homework on this boy and he isn't a bad partner to have. A man named Viper who isn't afraid to get his hands dirty. Which is good because we will be getting our hands very dirty on the bodies of our opponents. And as well as blood washes off, you'd be surprised how many people get squeamish at the sight of blood. So Viper, are you ready to go to hell by my side. Because I am a bit of a loose cannon. And if we get to a point where your not pulling your weight, don't think I won't drop you. Cut out the weak link. And win this match myself. Because I might not be liked, but I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid to fight two on one. Specially against two jokers like Ray Fast and Xtreme Steve.
The crowd cheers a bit for one of them. Jeff laughs.
{Jeff Payne}
Ray Fast. What the hell kind of name is that? Sounds like a Japanese Diet or something. Does this kid really expect to be feared? Does he really expect people to take him seriously. Well there will be one thing fast about him. How fast he taps out when I tie him in knots. How fast the ambulance will carry his remains somewhere so they can try and stitch him back together. And finally how fast he will run the next time he finds out he has to step in the ring with Insane Jeff Payne. That goes for his partner as well.
The crowd gives Xtremist Steve a nice little pop. Jeff sneers.
{Jeff Payne}
I hate band wagon fans. Why do you cheer him. Because he looks like a reject from Japanese Anime? Guess I shouldn't say that though, since two of my tope students do too. Xtremist Steve, you have no idea what Xtreme really is. But I'm more then happy to show you. Your dream of becoming a champion is going down the drain. Because the first WAA world champion is running his mouth right now.
The crowd boos. Jeff stands on the middle ropes in the corner. He looks up and pretends to be grabbing something out of the air.
{Jeff Payne}
I'll be the first WAA champion. I'll be the first to make history. And anyone who dares stand in my way, will Feel My Payne!
Jeff drops the microphone as Serenity plays overhead again. He rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp as the scene fades out.