Post by "The Bomb" Christy Brown on May 16, 2008 22:21:49 GMT -5
The crowd boos as Christy Brown enters the arena. She is wearing black and green pants and a matching Tube Top. She cracks her knuckles as she heads to the ring. Before she gets there, she is stopped by interviewer Taylor Synder.
~~~/Taylor Synder\~~~
Hey Christy, can I get a few words for you about your match coming up in a few short hours.
~~~/Christy Brown\~~~
Why? Those two girls are afraid. And why shouldn’t they be. I checked them both out. They are way out of their league. See in a little place called eWe, I am a four time World champion. Four times I have beaten even the toughest of guys to retain those belts. And you really think I’m worried about some prissy little cheerleader.
~~~/Taylor Synder\~~~
I take it you are talking about Amy Mendes. I wouldn’t underestimate her, she is very athletic.
~~~/Christy Brown\~~~
Do you really think that is going to mean anything in the ring with me. If I break both her legs, can she fly around the ring. If I break both her arms, can she do her little flips. The answer to both is no. And if I see even one pom-pom, I’ll cram it down her throat. If Amy is smart, she will go find some football player somewhere and wrestle with him tonight. Because it won’t be real enjoyable when she wrestles with me.
~~~/Taylor Synder\~~~
Well what about Rayanne Taylor?
~~~/Christy Brown\~~~
First of all, I hate anyone with the last name Taylor. There was this Dan Taylor in eWe, he was a pain in my ass. But it seems that Rayanne is a star at coming up just a bit short. She has more number one contenders on her record then she does championships. And all the championships are Woman’s titles. Anyone can win a woman’s title. I’d consider it an insult to even be considered for a Diva’s title.
~~~/Taylor Synder\~~~
So you are really set to become the WWA World champion?
~~~/Christy Brown\~~~
I’ll accept nothing less. As for Rayanne and Amy, they are about to experience a Brown Out!
Christy pushes past Taylor, ending the interview. She stands at the curtain and waits for her entrance music to begin as the scene fades out.
~~~/Taylor Synder\~~~
Hey Christy, can I get a few words for you about your match coming up in a few short hours.
~~~/Christy Brown\~~~
Why? Those two girls are afraid. And why shouldn’t they be. I checked them both out. They are way out of their league. See in a little place called eWe, I am a four time World champion. Four times I have beaten even the toughest of guys to retain those belts. And you really think I’m worried about some prissy little cheerleader.
~~~/Taylor Synder\~~~
I take it you are talking about Amy Mendes. I wouldn’t underestimate her, she is very athletic.
~~~/Christy Brown\~~~
Do you really think that is going to mean anything in the ring with me. If I break both her legs, can she fly around the ring. If I break both her arms, can she do her little flips. The answer to both is no. And if I see even one pom-pom, I’ll cram it down her throat. If Amy is smart, she will go find some football player somewhere and wrestle with him tonight. Because it won’t be real enjoyable when she wrestles with me.
~~~/Taylor Synder\~~~
Well what about Rayanne Taylor?
~~~/Christy Brown\~~~
First of all, I hate anyone with the last name Taylor. There was this Dan Taylor in eWe, he was a pain in my ass. But it seems that Rayanne is a star at coming up just a bit short. She has more number one contenders on her record then she does championships. And all the championships are Woman’s titles. Anyone can win a woman’s title. I’d consider it an insult to even be considered for a Diva’s title.
~~~/Taylor Synder\~~~
So you are really set to become the WWA World champion?
~~~/Christy Brown\~~~
I’ll accept nothing less. As for Rayanne and Amy, they are about to experience a Brown Out!
Christy pushes past Taylor, ending the interview. She stands at the curtain and waits for her entrance music to begin as the scene fades out.