Post by Vinny Gaso on May 21, 2008 12:02:25 GMT -5
Scene One, A Debut Well Done...
Fade in: Backstage after the first ever Wrestling Association Alive Revolution show. Standing outside of one of the locker rooms is WAA interviewer, Tyler Synder. The locker room he is standing outside of has the door closed, and the sign on the door reads "Vinny Gaso". He knocks on the door, and there is no answer. He knocks again, and some movement is heard from inside. A moment later, the door opens, and standing in the doorway, dressed in a pinstriped black suit, his slightly damp and apparently recently washed hair tied back in a ponytail is WAA superstar, and one of the men who advanced in the WAA World Championship tournament earlier in the evening, Vinny Gaso. He looks Tyler up and down, chuckling to himself as he does so. After a few moments of silence, Vinny is the first one to speak.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Who the hell are you, and what is your skinny ass doing bothering a superstar of my calibur?
Tyler Synder: Thanks for the lovely greeting Mr. Gaso. However, that aside, I'm Tyler Synder, one of the interviewers for WAA, and I am here to get a few words from you about your team's victory earlier tonight.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: My team's victory?
Tyler Synder: Yes Mr. Gaso. You and your partner Jeff Payne were victorious tonight, and thus advanced to next week's second round matches.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Woah! Back up a second junior. I had a tag team partner?
Tyler Synder: Yes, of course. You sound surprised.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: That's because I am.
Tyler Synder: And why is that?
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Because I really had no way of knowing I had a tag team partner out there. After all, he didn't do a damn thing, other than ride on the coat tails of my greatness.
Tyler Synder: With all due respect Mr. Gaso, not only did he do his part, but he was the one who got the pin for your team.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Yeah, he did his part by stealing my thunder and my pinfall!
Tyler Synder: Mr. Gaso, again, no disrespect meant here, but you didn't look like you were in any condition to get the pin on anyone at the time the match ended.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Boy, are you TRYING to give me a reason to beat your pasty ass?
Tyler Synder: No, not at all.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Well you're doing a bad job of showing it. So, how about you shut up until I tell you to talk again, before I make you unable to ever speak again, capiche? *no response* That's what I thought. Now, about this tag team match that happened earlier tonight. What you said is partially true. I APPEARED to be down and out, because I wanted to see if Jeff Payne would actually make himself useful, and he did. I'm a little pissed off about him stealing my pin fall, but at least in doing so, he showed me that he was in fact a part of the match, if only for the twenty seconds it took him to land his finisher and get the pin. Now, is there anything else?
Tyler Synder: Well yes, I was wondering about your thoughts on facing Mr. Payne next week?
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Well, I actually hadn't been made aware that next week's show would be made up so soon, but as for my thoughts, you aren't worth the ten bucks an hour the higher ups here pay you, much less worthy of hearing any more of my brilliant and completely truthful words in person. You can watch my piece when it airs tomorrow, just like all of the other peons and miscreants that work for and watch this company each week. Actually, I am mistaken, who watch VINNY GASO each week, because let's be realistic here, I'm not the best thing this company has going for it, I'm the ONLY thing this company has going for it! If it weren't for me, this week's first ever Revolution would have been a complete flop! However, due to my incredible good looks for the ladies, and my devastating combination of size, quickness, and agility for the guys, people actually took the time to tune in, even if it was only for the fifteen minutes that I was in the main event. So to all of you curtain jerking scrubs that work under me, and who will soon enough be trying to lay claim to MY World Championship, you're welcome for carrying the show, and thanks for giving me absolutely NOTHING to carry. Now, as for you ya little Todd Pettingill wannabe, get the hell out of my sight before I make an example out of you, just like I did the chumps in the ring tonight!
Not even giving Synder a chance to leave the area, Vinny steps back inside of his locker room, slamming the door in Synder's face as he does so. Synder then speaks once more.
Tyler Synder: Well folks, you heard it here first, Vinny Gaso will do battle with Jeff Payne, his partner tonight, next week on Revolution in a second round match up. In addition, Mr. Gaso has stated that he carried their team to victory tonight, and that we will hear from him tomorrow in regards to their one on one meeting next week. I'm Tyler Synder, signing off.
Fade to Black
Scene Two, Taking Back My Thunder...
Fade in: Miami, Florida, more specifically the exterior of a lavish white mansion. The mailbox on the front of the house reads "Malone", which as most people already know, is the real last name of WAA superstar, "Viper" Vinny Gaso. After a brief moment of nothing going on, the living room curtain moves to the side a bit, and Vinny pokes his head outside to see that the camera crew has arrived. A few moments after the curtain closes again, the front door opens, and Vinny, dressed in his usual black pinstriped suit steps out onto the front deck, sitting on a padded pool chair that is underneath of a canvas awning. He is sipping at a margarita, which he finishes. Once he's set the empty glass down on the nearby table, he looks back toward the camera, takes his sunglasses off, placing them gently into his blazer pocket, and begins to speak.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Hello everyone, and welcome back to the world of Vinny Gaso. When you're with me, you go straight to the top. When you're watching me, you're getting your money's worth. Now, the third portion of this little saying of mine is the reason that I have brought you all here, and more importantly, it is the reason that Jeff Payne isn't going to like me very much after Revolution. When you're against me, you go down! This is an unfortunate truth that Mr. Payne is going to have to learn first hand, this Tuesday night on Revolution, when he steps into the ring, one on one, with the most amazing young talent this business has ever seen...me. Now, just so there is no confusion about all of this, I AM the best damn thing to happen to professional wrestling since Curt Hennig. I AM the best damn thing this company has to offer you all. Most of all though, I AM the man who will soon become WAA's first World Champion. If you don't believe me, or if you think that I have an ego problem, prove me wrong! I have had one match in WAA thus far, and I was victorious in that match, so how can you really tell me that I'm not proving to be as great as I say I am? Anyhow, no matter how you slice it, the fact of the matter is, I'm here to discuss the next step in becoming the champ, so let's disucss it.
Jeff, we went out to that ring Tuesday night, we stepped into that cage, and I beat the hell out of the opposition. That's right, I beat the hell out of the opposition while you stood there looking stupid, which isn't that difficult for someone like you, but I digress. You can come back at me with the "I got the pin" speech if you wish, but you only got the pin because I LET you get the pin. Had I wanted to claim that victory for our team, I easily could have done so, but as I have already stated, I decided to see whether or not you could in fact be of some usefulness. However, when we meet in the ring this Tuesday, it will not be as tag team partners, but as opponents, and that is bad news for you my thunder stealing friend. You see, after that match, I went back to my locker room to get cleaned up from all of MY hard work, and I realized something. You set that whole thing up so that I would lay down and allow you to win the match, didn't you? You intentionally held back what little ring presence and skill you have until the very end of the match, when you thought I wasn't watching, and then you snuck in the back door and snatched up the victory that I earned! You know something junior? I don't like it when people steal from me, be it possessions or victories. You are going to pay for what you did, and you are going to pay for it in blood!
I hope you are ready for the fight of your life chumpstain, cause when I get done hammering your pathetic carcass, it's going to appear as if you were hit by a train, which sent you flying into an oncoming tractor trailer! The destruction that I am going to leave in the ring Tuesday night is something the likes of which most of our WAA fans have never seen before, and this is all just WITHIN the rules! Imagine what I will do to you in a gimmick match, or in the parking lot, wherever it happens to be that I take you out for good if you try and get in my business after this Tuesday night. There are three things that all of you need to learn about "Viper" Vinny Gaso, and you need to learn it quickly. Number one, unless it's to test them, as in the case of last week's show, I NEVER lay down for someone else. Number two, in addition to being the best looking man in this company, I am also the most DANGEROUS man in this company. Number three, and most importantly of all, I have no problem going out to that ring week in and week out, continually PROVING that everything I say is EXACTLY what I say that it is, and that is the cold hard truth. Jeff, I hope you're ready to bring your A-game, cause I need a good laugh this week. Until then, see you soon scrub.
With that, Vinny stands up, picks up his empty glass, and makes his way into the house, closing the door behind him as he does so.
Fade to Black
Fade in: Backstage after the first ever Wrestling Association Alive Revolution show. Standing outside of one of the locker rooms is WAA interviewer, Tyler Synder. The locker room he is standing outside of has the door closed, and the sign on the door reads "Vinny Gaso". He knocks on the door, and there is no answer. He knocks again, and some movement is heard from inside. A moment later, the door opens, and standing in the doorway, dressed in a pinstriped black suit, his slightly damp and apparently recently washed hair tied back in a ponytail is WAA superstar, and one of the men who advanced in the WAA World Championship tournament earlier in the evening, Vinny Gaso. He looks Tyler up and down, chuckling to himself as he does so. After a few moments of silence, Vinny is the first one to speak.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Who the hell are you, and what is your skinny ass doing bothering a superstar of my calibur?
Tyler Synder: Thanks for the lovely greeting Mr. Gaso. However, that aside, I'm Tyler Synder, one of the interviewers for WAA, and I am here to get a few words from you about your team's victory earlier tonight.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: My team's victory?
Tyler Synder: Yes Mr. Gaso. You and your partner Jeff Payne were victorious tonight, and thus advanced to next week's second round matches.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Woah! Back up a second junior. I had a tag team partner?
Tyler Synder: Yes, of course. You sound surprised.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: That's because I am.
Tyler Synder: And why is that?
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Because I really had no way of knowing I had a tag team partner out there. After all, he didn't do a damn thing, other than ride on the coat tails of my greatness.
Tyler Synder: With all due respect Mr. Gaso, not only did he do his part, but he was the one who got the pin for your team.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Yeah, he did his part by stealing my thunder and my pinfall!
Tyler Synder: Mr. Gaso, again, no disrespect meant here, but you didn't look like you were in any condition to get the pin on anyone at the time the match ended.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Boy, are you TRYING to give me a reason to beat your pasty ass?
Tyler Synder: No, not at all.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Well you're doing a bad job of showing it. So, how about you shut up until I tell you to talk again, before I make you unable to ever speak again, capiche? *no response* That's what I thought. Now, about this tag team match that happened earlier tonight. What you said is partially true. I APPEARED to be down and out, because I wanted to see if Jeff Payne would actually make himself useful, and he did. I'm a little pissed off about him stealing my pin fall, but at least in doing so, he showed me that he was in fact a part of the match, if only for the twenty seconds it took him to land his finisher and get the pin. Now, is there anything else?
Tyler Synder: Well yes, I was wondering about your thoughts on facing Mr. Payne next week?
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Well, I actually hadn't been made aware that next week's show would be made up so soon, but as for my thoughts, you aren't worth the ten bucks an hour the higher ups here pay you, much less worthy of hearing any more of my brilliant and completely truthful words in person. You can watch my piece when it airs tomorrow, just like all of the other peons and miscreants that work for and watch this company each week. Actually, I am mistaken, who watch VINNY GASO each week, because let's be realistic here, I'm not the best thing this company has going for it, I'm the ONLY thing this company has going for it! If it weren't for me, this week's first ever Revolution would have been a complete flop! However, due to my incredible good looks for the ladies, and my devastating combination of size, quickness, and agility for the guys, people actually took the time to tune in, even if it was only for the fifteen minutes that I was in the main event. So to all of you curtain jerking scrubs that work under me, and who will soon enough be trying to lay claim to MY World Championship, you're welcome for carrying the show, and thanks for giving me absolutely NOTHING to carry. Now, as for you ya little Todd Pettingill wannabe, get the hell out of my sight before I make an example out of you, just like I did the chumps in the ring tonight!
Not even giving Synder a chance to leave the area, Vinny steps back inside of his locker room, slamming the door in Synder's face as he does so. Synder then speaks once more.
Tyler Synder: Well folks, you heard it here first, Vinny Gaso will do battle with Jeff Payne, his partner tonight, next week on Revolution in a second round match up. In addition, Mr. Gaso has stated that he carried their team to victory tonight, and that we will hear from him tomorrow in regards to their one on one meeting next week. I'm Tyler Synder, signing off.
Fade to Black
Scene Two, Taking Back My Thunder...
Fade in: Miami, Florida, more specifically the exterior of a lavish white mansion. The mailbox on the front of the house reads "Malone", which as most people already know, is the real last name of WAA superstar, "Viper" Vinny Gaso. After a brief moment of nothing going on, the living room curtain moves to the side a bit, and Vinny pokes his head outside to see that the camera crew has arrived. A few moments after the curtain closes again, the front door opens, and Vinny, dressed in his usual black pinstriped suit steps out onto the front deck, sitting on a padded pool chair that is underneath of a canvas awning. He is sipping at a margarita, which he finishes. Once he's set the empty glass down on the nearby table, he looks back toward the camera, takes his sunglasses off, placing them gently into his blazer pocket, and begins to speak.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Hello everyone, and welcome back to the world of Vinny Gaso. When you're with me, you go straight to the top. When you're watching me, you're getting your money's worth. Now, the third portion of this little saying of mine is the reason that I have brought you all here, and more importantly, it is the reason that Jeff Payne isn't going to like me very much after Revolution. When you're against me, you go down! This is an unfortunate truth that Mr. Payne is going to have to learn first hand, this Tuesday night on Revolution, when he steps into the ring, one on one, with the most amazing young talent this business has ever seen...me. Now, just so there is no confusion about all of this, I AM the best damn thing to happen to professional wrestling since Curt Hennig. I AM the best damn thing this company has to offer you all. Most of all though, I AM the man who will soon become WAA's first World Champion. If you don't believe me, or if you think that I have an ego problem, prove me wrong! I have had one match in WAA thus far, and I was victorious in that match, so how can you really tell me that I'm not proving to be as great as I say I am? Anyhow, no matter how you slice it, the fact of the matter is, I'm here to discuss the next step in becoming the champ, so let's disucss it.
Jeff, we went out to that ring Tuesday night, we stepped into that cage, and I beat the hell out of the opposition. That's right, I beat the hell out of the opposition while you stood there looking stupid, which isn't that difficult for someone like you, but I digress. You can come back at me with the "I got the pin" speech if you wish, but you only got the pin because I LET you get the pin. Had I wanted to claim that victory for our team, I easily could have done so, but as I have already stated, I decided to see whether or not you could in fact be of some usefulness. However, when we meet in the ring this Tuesday, it will not be as tag team partners, but as opponents, and that is bad news for you my thunder stealing friend. You see, after that match, I went back to my locker room to get cleaned up from all of MY hard work, and I realized something. You set that whole thing up so that I would lay down and allow you to win the match, didn't you? You intentionally held back what little ring presence and skill you have until the very end of the match, when you thought I wasn't watching, and then you snuck in the back door and snatched up the victory that I earned! You know something junior? I don't like it when people steal from me, be it possessions or victories. You are going to pay for what you did, and you are going to pay for it in blood!
I hope you are ready for the fight of your life chumpstain, cause when I get done hammering your pathetic carcass, it's going to appear as if you were hit by a train, which sent you flying into an oncoming tractor trailer! The destruction that I am going to leave in the ring Tuesday night is something the likes of which most of our WAA fans have never seen before, and this is all just WITHIN the rules! Imagine what I will do to you in a gimmick match, or in the parking lot, wherever it happens to be that I take you out for good if you try and get in my business after this Tuesday night. There are three things that all of you need to learn about "Viper" Vinny Gaso, and you need to learn it quickly. Number one, unless it's to test them, as in the case of last week's show, I NEVER lay down for someone else. Number two, in addition to being the best looking man in this company, I am also the most DANGEROUS man in this company. Number three, and most importantly of all, I have no problem going out to that ring week in and week out, continually PROVING that everything I say is EXACTLY what I say that it is, and that is the cold hard truth. Jeff, I hope you're ready to bring your A-game, cause I need a good laugh this week. Until then, see you soon scrub.
With that, Vinny stands up, picks up his empty glass, and makes his way into the house, closing the door behind him as he does so.
Fade to Black