Post by Jeff Payne on May 24, 2008 18:32:55 GMT -5
The fans in the arena boo as Jeff Payne enters the arena. He has on black pants and a New York Met’s jersey. He is carrying his duffle bag. He doesn’t take but a few steps when he runs into Tyler Synder. Jeff drops his bag to the ground and looks at Tyler.
{Jeff Payne}
I guess you are looking for an interview?
{Tyler Synder}
Of course. That is my job after all. Last week, you won a tag team match. You earned your way into the next round of the tournament. But thanks to a match being cancelled, Xtreme Steve was able to move on to the next round since he wasn’t the one pinned. So with seven other tough people in this tournament, do you still feel you can win?
{Jeff Payne}
Of course I can. My name is Jeff Payne and I can do whatever I want.. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. I am the future of the WCW. And I had to teach this Ray Fast guy that lesson. He never did answer my question. Why is he called Fast when he looked pretty damn slow to me. If I had known that Xtreme Steve would have been going on, I’d have hurt him a bit worse as he left the cage. But no matter, he won’t survive this week. So he should count his blessings that he doesn’t have to deal with Jeff Payne anytime soon.
{Tyler Synder}
Well your next match is yet another title tournament match. You face your tag team partner from last week. You face Vinnie Gaso..
{Jeff Payne}
Is it a tournament match? Doesn’t say anything about it on the card.
{Tyler Synder}
Well it is pretty obvious really.
{Jeff Payne}
Doesn’t matter really. Whether it is a title tournament match or just a plain match, Vinnie is in for the fight of his life. I saw his celebration. I saw how cocky he was a few days ago. Talking trash even though I carried his ass last week. If it wasn’t for me, he’d be sitting at home this week. He has a funny way of showing gratitude.
{Tyler Synder}
According to him, he won this match on his own. He said that all you did out there was steal his thunder.
{Jeff Payne}
He is a bigger moron then he even looks like. And that speaks volumes because he looks like a complete retard. But if he really deep down believes that he dominated that match and we only won because of him, I guess he will prove that this week. Because we get to go one on one. And he can’t ride my coattails this time.
{Tyler Synder}
He claims that he is the future here and that he will become the first WAA Heavyweight champion. He is undefeated here so far.
{Jeff Payne}
Yea he won one match that I had to carry him through. With the piss poor performance he put on last week, he shouldn’t have even got to go on. All I want is a simple thank you Tyler. Just to let me know Vinnie appreciates the opportunity that I gave to him. He owes me and I own him. And when the show comes to a close, it will end the same way the last one did. With Jeff Payne standing proud at the end. I don’t give two shits if Vinnie believes he is the future. I am the present. I am the greatest athlete that has ever or will ever step foot in this hole in the wall. And if anyone has a problem with that, I’m not hard to find. Just shout out that you want a fight and I’ll be on my way. And since Vinnie seems to want to fight so bad, I’ll make an example out of him.
{Tyler Snyder}
Well he has a lot of thoughts on you, including thinking that you held back until you were able to get the pinfall.
{Jeff Payne}
Let him think what he wants. I went out there to win. Not to show him up or steal his thunder. I wanted to make damn sure I went on to the next round. So Vinnie can come out and cry all he wants. When I defeat him this week, I’ll give him something to cry about. When I’m moving on to the next round and he is watching from home. Because sitting at home is just where this loser belongs.
{Tyler Synder}
So you think you are going to beat him that easy?
{Jeff Payne}
Yes. He is going to see that last week was no fluke. I have my sights set on the top and I will not be denied. As for Vinnie, he is about to Feel My Payne!
Jeff Payne picks up his bag and walks away from Tyler. He walks a short ways and finds his locker room. He is about to walk inside when he sees Christy Brown approaching him. Jeff again sets his bag down and looks toward her.
{Christy Brown}
Hello Jeff. How are you?
{Jeff Payne}
Fine. What do you want?
{Christy Brown}That’s not very friendly. And to think that I’m bringing you an offer.
{Jeff Payne}
Offer? What kind of offer?
{Christy Brown}
A team up. We both know we have made an awesome team in other places. We could easily dominate all the losers the Great One has lined up around here.
{Jeff Payne}
You really think so? You know that would mean we would have to cross the boss.
{Christy Brown}
So what. We have to deal with him eventually. Just keep that in mind. I’ll catch up with you later.
Without another word, Christy Brown heads off. Jeff opens his locker room door when he hears a commotion coming from down the hall. A random WAA worker comes running up to Jeff.
{Random WAA Worker}
Mr. Payne sir, we have someone here looking for you. He doesn’t want to leave. He says he is your father.
{Jeff Payne}
About my height, black hair, full beard and mustache?
{Random WAA Worker}
That sounds like him.
{Jeff Payne}
I’m coming.
Jeff tosses his bag into his locker room and walks down the long hall. Security has backed his father into the foyer. The man keeps trying to push past them, but the numbers are to great. They split and let Jeff walk into the room. He looks at his father then around at security.
{Jeff Payne}
You guys can leave, I got this.
Security looks as if they are going to argue but they don’t. Instead they head out in different directions, leaving Jeff alone with his father. Jeff looks at his father. The man’s hair is a mess and he smells like booze. His shirt is dirty and his pants are wrinkled. WT shakes his head.
{Jeff Payne}
Hitting the bottle awfully hard aren’t you Steve.
{Steve Payne}
Hello son. Why do you not call me dad.
{Jeff Payne}
Because I’m not Mike. You were never a father to me and you don’t deserve the title of father. Dwayne deserves that title a lot more then you.
{Steve Payne}
I came to see you fight. Isn’t that enough for you.
{Jeff Payne}
Depends. How much are you in debt now?
{Steve Payne}
You think I’m coming here just to borrow money from you.
{Jeff Payne}
Well lets see. Two thousand three at eWe Blood Loss you watching me win my first World title ended up costing me about two thousand dollars. Then the last time I saw you it was two thousand and five in the MIWA. Took one thousand to get you to stay and watch that show. And I don’t believe you stayed for either one. Although you could always stay for Mike’s matches. Do you remember WWO Steve? You sat so proudly to watch Mike win the International title. Then when I beat Bobby Farrell to become the All American champion, I turned toward your seat. The title held high, blood pouring down my face, and looked to see your smiling face. I wanted to see the pride in your eyes. But your chair was empty. You left even before my match started. So don’t even try for Father of the Year or to get yourself a Father’s Day card. Tell me why you are here.
{Steve Payne}
Fine. If you must know, I got a DWI a few weeks ago and need to pay the fine. If I don’t show up with a thousand dollars, I’m going to jail. So can you help your dear old dad out?
{Jeff Payne}
Okay. First, don’t drop the soap. And if you do, make sure you kneel down to pick it up. Second have your wife make sure you have money on your books, hate to see you starve to death. And finally, call Mike. He might care enough to keep you out of jail. Me, I just wish I could be there when they handcuff you. Now get the hell out of here.
Jeff turns and heads back for his locker room. Steve growls and heads for Jeff.
{Steve Payne}
You little basterd.
Jeff turns and ducks the wild punch. He lifts his father up on his shoulders and nails a Payne Killer. Jeff chuckles as security comes running back out.
{Jeff Payne}
Get this trash out of my arena.
Security helps up Steve and pushes him to the door. Jeff smirks as he heads back to his locker room. He walks inside and locks the door behind him.
{Jeff Payne}
I guess you are looking for an interview?
{Tyler Synder}
Of course. That is my job after all. Last week, you won a tag team match. You earned your way into the next round of the tournament. But thanks to a match being cancelled, Xtreme Steve was able to move on to the next round since he wasn’t the one pinned. So with seven other tough people in this tournament, do you still feel you can win?
{Jeff Payne}
Of course I can. My name is Jeff Payne and I can do whatever I want.. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. I am the future of the WCW. And I had to teach this Ray Fast guy that lesson. He never did answer my question. Why is he called Fast when he looked pretty damn slow to me. If I had known that Xtreme Steve would have been going on, I’d have hurt him a bit worse as he left the cage. But no matter, he won’t survive this week. So he should count his blessings that he doesn’t have to deal with Jeff Payne anytime soon.
{Tyler Synder}
Well your next match is yet another title tournament match. You face your tag team partner from last week. You face Vinnie Gaso..
{Jeff Payne}
Is it a tournament match? Doesn’t say anything about it on the card.
{Tyler Synder}
Well it is pretty obvious really.
{Jeff Payne}
Doesn’t matter really. Whether it is a title tournament match or just a plain match, Vinnie is in for the fight of his life. I saw his celebration. I saw how cocky he was a few days ago. Talking trash even though I carried his ass last week. If it wasn’t for me, he’d be sitting at home this week. He has a funny way of showing gratitude.
{Tyler Synder}
According to him, he won this match on his own. He said that all you did out there was steal his thunder.
{Jeff Payne}
He is a bigger moron then he even looks like. And that speaks volumes because he looks like a complete retard. But if he really deep down believes that he dominated that match and we only won because of him, I guess he will prove that this week. Because we get to go one on one. And he can’t ride my coattails this time.
{Tyler Synder}
He claims that he is the future here and that he will become the first WAA Heavyweight champion. He is undefeated here so far.
{Jeff Payne}
Yea he won one match that I had to carry him through. With the piss poor performance he put on last week, he shouldn’t have even got to go on. All I want is a simple thank you Tyler. Just to let me know Vinnie appreciates the opportunity that I gave to him. He owes me and I own him. And when the show comes to a close, it will end the same way the last one did. With Jeff Payne standing proud at the end. I don’t give two shits if Vinnie believes he is the future. I am the present. I am the greatest athlete that has ever or will ever step foot in this hole in the wall. And if anyone has a problem with that, I’m not hard to find. Just shout out that you want a fight and I’ll be on my way. And since Vinnie seems to want to fight so bad, I’ll make an example out of him.
{Tyler Snyder}
Well he has a lot of thoughts on you, including thinking that you held back until you were able to get the pinfall.
{Jeff Payne}
Let him think what he wants. I went out there to win. Not to show him up or steal his thunder. I wanted to make damn sure I went on to the next round. So Vinnie can come out and cry all he wants. When I defeat him this week, I’ll give him something to cry about. When I’m moving on to the next round and he is watching from home. Because sitting at home is just where this loser belongs.
{Tyler Synder}
So you think you are going to beat him that easy?
{Jeff Payne}
Yes. He is going to see that last week was no fluke. I have my sights set on the top and I will not be denied. As for Vinnie, he is about to Feel My Payne!
Jeff Payne picks up his bag and walks away from Tyler. He walks a short ways and finds his locker room. He is about to walk inside when he sees Christy Brown approaching him. Jeff again sets his bag down and looks toward her.
{Christy Brown}
Hello Jeff. How are you?
{Jeff Payne}
Fine. What do you want?
{Christy Brown}That’s not very friendly. And to think that I’m bringing you an offer.
{Jeff Payne}
Offer? What kind of offer?
{Christy Brown}
A team up. We both know we have made an awesome team in other places. We could easily dominate all the losers the Great One has lined up around here.
{Jeff Payne}
You really think so? You know that would mean we would have to cross the boss.
{Christy Brown}
So what. We have to deal with him eventually. Just keep that in mind. I’ll catch up with you later.
Without another word, Christy Brown heads off. Jeff opens his locker room door when he hears a commotion coming from down the hall. A random WAA worker comes running up to Jeff.
{Random WAA Worker}
Mr. Payne sir, we have someone here looking for you. He doesn’t want to leave. He says he is your father.
{Jeff Payne}
About my height, black hair, full beard and mustache?
{Random WAA Worker}
That sounds like him.
{Jeff Payne}
I’m coming.
Jeff tosses his bag into his locker room and walks down the long hall. Security has backed his father into the foyer. The man keeps trying to push past them, but the numbers are to great. They split and let Jeff walk into the room. He looks at his father then around at security.
{Jeff Payne}
You guys can leave, I got this.
Security looks as if they are going to argue but they don’t. Instead they head out in different directions, leaving Jeff alone with his father. Jeff looks at his father. The man’s hair is a mess and he smells like booze. His shirt is dirty and his pants are wrinkled. WT shakes his head.
{Jeff Payne}
Hitting the bottle awfully hard aren’t you Steve.
{Steve Payne}
Hello son. Why do you not call me dad.
{Jeff Payne}
Because I’m not Mike. You were never a father to me and you don’t deserve the title of father. Dwayne deserves that title a lot more then you.
{Steve Payne}
I came to see you fight. Isn’t that enough for you.
{Jeff Payne}
Depends. How much are you in debt now?
{Steve Payne}
You think I’m coming here just to borrow money from you.
{Jeff Payne}
Well lets see. Two thousand three at eWe Blood Loss you watching me win my first World title ended up costing me about two thousand dollars. Then the last time I saw you it was two thousand and five in the MIWA. Took one thousand to get you to stay and watch that show. And I don’t believe you stayed for either one. Although you could always stay for Mike’s matches. Do you remember WWO Steve? You sat so proudly to watch Mike win the International title. Then when I beat Bobby Farrell to become the All American champion, I turned toward your seat. The title held high, blood pouring down my face, and looked to see your smiling face. I wanted to see the pride in your eyes. But your chair was empty. You left even before my match started. So don’t even try for Father of the Year or to get yourself a Father’s Day card. Tell me why you are here.
{Steve Payne}
Fine. If you must know, I got a DWI a few weeks ago and need to pay the fine. If I don’t show up with a thousand dollars, I’m going to jail. So can you help your dear old dad out?
{Jeff Payne}
Okay. First, don’t drop the soap. And if you do, make sure you kneel down to pick it up. Second have your wife make sure you have money on your books, hate to see you starve to death. And finally, call Mike. He might care enough to keep you out of jail. Me, I just wish I could be there when they handcuff you. Now get the hell out of here.
Jeff turns and heads back for his locker room. Steve growls and heads for Jeff.
{Steve Payne}
You little basterd.
Jeff turns and ducks the wild punch. He lifts his father up on his shoulders and nails a Payne Killer. Jeff chuckles as security comes running back out.
{Jeff Payne}
Get this trash out of my arena.
Security helps up Steve and pushes him to the door. Jeff smirks as he heads back to his locker room. He walks inside and locks the door behind him.