Post by Vinny Gaso on May 25, 2008 22:45:00 GMT -5
Fade in: Backstage, a few hours before the Revolution event is set to begin. It's early enough that next to no one, even wrestlers have arrived yet. However, there are at least two people in the arena, as sitting inside of Vinny Gaso's locker room are not only Vinny himself, but also WAA interviewer, Tyler Synder. Tyler does not look especially thrilled to be having to interview Vinny again after what happened the last time. A moment later, he speaks.
Tyler Synder: Hello WWA.com viewers, and welcome to this special pre-show interview with one of the combatants in the World Championship tournament, "Viper" Vinny Gaso. Mr. Gaso, I know you have a lot of preparation to finish before the match, so I will keep this brief. Do you have any last minutes thoughts on your match tonight?
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: I actually don't have much prep left to do, because I don't need it. Look at me, I'm already in amazing shape, I'm mentally prepared, and I'm facing the biggest joke on the WAA roster, Jeff Payne. What more preparation could I possibly need?
Tyler Synder: Well, speaking of comments like that, did you hear what Mr. Payne had to say in response to your last batch of insults about him?
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Yes I did, and I must say, I had a good laugh at his expense, just like I always do when I think about that moron. He actually thinks that HE carried the team? Wow, sounds like he's A, dellusional, and B, ripping off my promos. The difference? When I said it, I spoke the TRUTH! However, if Payne really wants to think that he actually had something to do with my victory last week, that's fine with me, because tonight I'm going to show everyone who's questioned my ability that I don't just talk the talk, I walk the walk. I am going out to that ring tonight to accomplish three things. The first is to prove my point that I am the franchise player in Wrestling Assocation Alive. The second is that Jeff Payne is the biggest idiot in the history of professional wrestling if he believes for one second that he can beat me in a match. Finally, I will prove to everyone who has doubted my claims of dominance that they are SADLY mistaken in doing so, as I take my second step toward the WAA World Heavyweight Championship, and in the process, save this company from having to worry about the possibility of Jeff Payne being its first champion. Let me assure you all right here, right now, that as long as I am the one he is facing tonight, which probably won't be for very long since I'm going to decimate him, Jeff Payne doesn't stand a damn chance of becoming the WAA Champion. Now, with that said, is there anything else you wanted, other than probably something sexual?
Tyler Synder: You know, that's very rude, and I don't appreciate it.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: So, just like my opposition tonight, you are bothered by the truth eh? Well, let me tell you something you little shit, if you ever saying something the wrong way, or mouth off at me like that again, a trip to the hospital will follow it, understood?
Tyler Synder: Don't threaten me Mr. Gaso.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Don't get up in my face little boy, or I'll snap you like the fucking twig you are! That wasn't a threat, it was a goddamn promise! If you'd like to test that theory, do it some other time, I have errands to run before my match, and I need to get ready to step out, which means it's your time to step OFF!
Before Tyler can say another word, Vinny grabs him and shoves him out into the hallway, with Tyler landing on his ass as this happens. Vinny then slams the door in his face and locks it as he goes to get ready for the match.
Fade to Black
Tyler Synder: Hello WWA.com viewers, and welcome to this special pre-show interview with one of the combatants in the World Championship tournament, "Viper" Vinny Gaso. Mr. Gaso, I know you have a lot of preparation to finish before the match, so I will keep this brief. Do you have any last minutes thoughts on your match tonight?
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: I actually don't have much prep left to do, because I don't need it. Look at me, I'm already in amazing shape, I'm mentally prepared, and I'm facing the biggest joke on the WAA roster, Jeff Payne. What more preparation could I possibly need?
Tyler Synder: Well, speaking of comments like that, did you hear what Mr. Payne had to say in response to your last batch of insults about him?
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Yes I did, and I must say, I had a good laugh at his expense, just like I always do when I think about that moron. He actually thinks that HE carried the team? Wow, sounds like he's A, dellusional, and B, ripping off my promos. The difference? When I said it, I spoke the TRUTH! However, if Payne really wants to think that he actually had something to do with my victory last week, that's fine with me, because tonight I'm going to show everyone who's questioned my ability that I don't just talk the talk, I walk the walk. I am going out to that ring tonight to accomplish three things. The first is to prove my point that I am the franchise player in Wrestling Assocation Alive. The second is that Jeff Payne is the biggest idiot in the history of professional wrestling if he believes for one second that he can beat me in a match. Finally, I will prove to everyone who has doubted my claims of dominance that they are SADLY mistaken in doing so, as I take my second step toward the WAA World Heavyweight Championship, and in the process, save this company from having to worry about the possibility of Jeff Payne being its first champion. Let me assure you all right here, right now, that as long as I am the one he is facing tonight, which probably won't be for very long since I'm going to decimate him, Jeff Payne doesn't stand a damn chance of becoming the WAA Champion. Now, with that said, is there anything else you wanted, other than probably something sexual?
Tyler Synder: You know, that's very rude, and I don't appreciate it.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: So, just like my opposition tonight, you are bothered by the truth eh? Well, let me tell you something you little shit, if you ever saying something the wrong way, or mouth off at me like that again, a trip to the hospital will follow it, understood?
Tyler Synder: Don't threaten me Mr. Gaso.
"Viper" Vinny Gaso: Don't get up in my face little boy, or I'll snap you like the fucking twig you are! That wasn't a threat, it was a goddamn promise! If you'd like to test that theory, do it some other time, I have errands to run before my match, and I need to get ready to step out, which means it's your time to step OFF!
Before Tyler can say another word, Vinny grabs him and shoves him out into the hallway, with Tyler landing on his ass as this happens. Vinny then slams the door in his face and locks it as he goes to get ready for the match.
Fade to Black